Q: How does a snowman get to work?

A: By icicle

Spotted outside a church in Michigan: “Honk if you love Jesus. Keep on texting while you drive if you want to meet him.”

Q:What do you call Kris Kringle when he goes on his wife’s health insurance?

A: A dependent Claus.

Q. What does the Gingerbread Man use to make his bed?

A. Cookie sheets!

Q. What’s Santa Claus’s favorite type of potato chip?

A. Crisp Pringles!

Q: What do you call Santa’s helpers?

A: Subordinate Clauses.