Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? 
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can’t jump.

What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.

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Q: Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? 
A: Because he was always spotted.

Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job? 
A: Because it was soda pressing.

 

My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.

 

Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? 
A: It’s okay. He woke up.

I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I? 

 

Answer: A map